Is your childrens learning?

You may be ask yourself, why I used a quote from the lyrical genious, the master of the english language that was our last commander in chief, the not so honorable George Dubwah Bush as the title of this here post? The reason is multi-faceted. See, our little guy is learning at warp speed. He learned how to crawl, is eating new foods, getting some "spongebob teeth", saying "moma & da-da" and generally growing up all in the past 7 days; aaaaaaand I just like poking fun at Dubyah! I miss his butchery of our language. See, unfortunately President O'bama (darkest Irish guy I ever seen) can use the language properly.... So, I took Phinneus to the doctor for his 9 month check-up, can you believe he's already 9 months old??? It seems like just yesterday he came home from good 'ol St. Barnabas as a little peanut. Now he's a full 20 pounds & 28 inches long. The doctor was very pleased with his progress. So as I mentioned He started crawling this week. Not very far, only a few feet at a time, but thats pretty good I think! He also is becoming a little gymnast. He pulls himself up on chairs, coffee (cawfee in Jersey) tables and steps. Sometimes he gets himself to actually stand up, but eventually he "goes boom". In addition to him learning new stuff, Mommy & Daddy are learning every little kids song (caught myself singing one out loud while eating dinner over our freinds place last night) and how to see out of the back of our heads... the latter is going to take some time to master.... Whad'else... Oh, last night we went over to Jonathan & Heidi's casa along with Chenoahr, Kev 'n their kids for a little dinner get together..... We had a good time, I think Master P did too!! He met a doggie, and got to play & be held by Auntie Chenoah.... I tried to not over eat, but that failed when the canoli, cookies & chocolate fondue hit the table...... See, that is like crack cocaine to me!!!! I wonder if Phinneus will like the sweets? Well, i'm sure he'll like canoli.... I mean, they are the perfect dessert.... To Me!!! Right Jane??? So, last night Jonathan was telling me that Jersey is about to leagalize sports betting & the weed. Jersey's gonna become like Nevada, but with attitude and a better accent! They gotta do something, cuz if traffic is a barometer on the current state employement rate, then we got problems... The traffic isn't what it used to be, so that tells me that many..... many people musta got fired recently....... If that's the case, than Jersey's in big trouble..... We're already running in fumes, & if there isn't any income tax coming in, than disaster is imminent. So if we can steal some dolla dolla billz from the gambling degenerates in Pennsyltucky & New York I'm all (awl in Jersey) in!! Oh they wanna do the Medical Marijuaner thing here too..... So if they can sell some grass to sick people, I'm all for it..... Whats the worst thing that can happen, some guy with cancer actually eats something & then goes to sleep?? They should totally pass that I says! So I've been sucked into the TV show DEA (an Al Roker production)..... It takes place in all the choicest real estate here in our great garden state..... I like it cuz I see places I drive by every day!! Heck, I seen them bust 2 Columbian dudes with a few "keys" of the cocaine at a diner that was 1/8 of a mile down the road from the first apartment thet Maggie & I had!!!!! It's great fun watching the scumbags get busted.... They always say "I didn't do nothin'"...... even though "the agents" have miles of film showing them dealing....... It's a great show.... I recommend it highly!!! Well, I have typed my fingers raw on this one.... See I had too much coffee!!! I feel like Gigi on the Starbucks!!!!!

Peace!!!