Merry Xmas! Now grab your ankles!

So, we didn't get to Chigahgo today.... In fact our flight got canceled yesterday afternoon... due to weather!! And the folks at Continental decided it would be best to put Maggie on a 7:00 A.M. flight on Monday morning & to put me on a 3:00 P.M. afternoon flight....... So not only do they have me bent over a barrel, but the decide to check my prostate without any lube...... After 15 phone calls we finally got a nice woman (the 1st Ghetto Momma I talked to wouldn't do a darn thing, she said "dey gave y'all da bess availabow") to understand that we needed to get on the same flight becauase we had an infant travelling with us........ Of course she didn't have the authority to actually do that..... only a superviser can do that..... & it was a 2 hour wait to get a superviser to approve anything..... Thank St. Anthony, God & Baby Jesus that the phone stayed connected..... We finally both got seats on the 7:00 AM flight, in front of each other, but on the same flight...... So after putting my pants on after getting dry ass fisted by Continental I was informed that because we have to leave at 4:00 in the morning, my Dad can't take us to the airport..... Yup, the drawers came down & the airport shuttle company took a tern playing proctologist with me..... Thus I have to pay another $150 to get a car service to take us to the airport..... Ya see... They don't supply carseats, so you gotta bring yours, are forced to book a round trip pick-up & leave the seat with them. Hoping they don't lose it & remember to bring it with them when they go to get you..... They sure know how to put a damper on xmas spirit.... At least now I know that I should always have a tube of "personal lubricant" available when traveling...... My arse is soar............... Merry Xmas!!