Bummer Dude....

So, I'm stopped at a red light..... Mindin' my own business...... Listening to some sports radio...... When all of a sudden "BAM!".... I'm hit from behind........ my feet fly off the pedals, every compartment opens, spilling manuals & CD's everywhere....... my glasses wind up in the back seat.... & my beloved Toyoter is propelled into the SUV in front of me... "CRUNCH!".... as my car recoils from the impact the guy who initially struck me decides that once wasn't good enough & hits me again..... sending me once more into the SUV in front of me..... After my grassroots six flags ride was over... I checked to see if my pants were dry..... They were! So I exited the vehicle to access the damage..... The guy who hit me staggers outta the car.... & starts looking at my bumper in a state of dissorientation..... He has the onions to ask me "what happened"!!!! I said "you hit me!"...... He says "I know but what happened".... I said "Guy, You HIT ME!!!!" He goes "all of a sudded you stopped"..... I said "it's a red light, & I'VE BEEN STOPPED FOR ABOUT HALF A MINUTE!!!!!" The dude was acting "odd, high, impaired".... I figured, this guy's loaded...... But he didn't smell of booze.... Then I saw the handicaped sticker on his car..... & noticed he had a cane..... & it came to me.... Too many pain meds...... & the guy nodded out...... He actually had no recollection of hitting me..... But he worked for the government & the cops let him go..... What the f*ck??? Oh well, Thank Bernard & Larry King that nobody got hurt!

Peace!