So I know it's been a long time since my last post, but yous gotta understand that things are a 'lil busy around Pauloff Farms lately..... Ya see, my last name "Paul" is apparently the Scottish-American equivilent of the Afro-American "Kinte" surname.... I've been workin' like Kunta, Kizzy & even Chicken George all rolled up into one! It's like this, at every year in mid August people start thinking about heating systems.... So things start getting busy for me... Unfortunately for me it doesn't mean any increase in my bank account.... I know yous are all thinking "huh??".... So here's the deal, the supply houses that buy my stuff have all already bought 90% of what they need for "the season"... The other 10% they may purchase, or they may not.... So I get calls from their customers, cuz the employees at the supply houses are mostly worthless losers who know nothing..... I sold the products to the supply houses back in June.... Then I have to help sell it for the supply house (no $), then I have to help the contractor sell it & provide tech support (yup, no $) cuz the plumbers & heating contractors are just as worthless as the guys in the supply houses.... All in hopes that the supply house's purchasing agent (who gets a bonus based on keeping inventory at a minimum, i.e. gets paid not no purchase) may someday place an order..... but they usually place the order to little to late..... & here's the kicker.... the worthless supply house guys want you to do "counter days" and bbq's to get the word out to the equally worthless contractors.... But the contractors helpers are the only ones who show up... for free food & t-shirts.... No desicion makers, just the laborers.... So you have to pay to feed a bunch of turds that don't buy your products.... So basically I spin my wheels all week, instead of being able to provide yous, my fans with the comic relief and news of young Master P that yous all desire!! So that's the story folks.... Then when I get home it's family time, so I don't get the time to blog like I used to.... But I will always try & get on when I can, & give yous the best blog I can.... That's why they call me....... El Bloggerino!!
So yesterday we dropped Master P off w/ my Moms & Dads (thanks moms & dads!) & went out for some much needed alone time. We did the next best thing to hitting the Lotto & going island hopping through the Caribean. We hit the local AMC Theaters for a movie!! OF course since I sell things 4 times & only get paid once, we can't afford the "treats" at the movie snack counter. So we hit CVS before the show & loaded up. Laffy Taffy, Reeses Pieces, Gummy Bears, 2 tall boy cans of Arizoner ice tea & we even brought our own popped corn! I'm pretty sure I had the diabeets about halfway through "the picture". We seen that new Ben Stiller "picture", the "Tropic Thunder"... I gotta say it was just what we needed.... really, really, reeeeeeeaaaaallllyyyy stupid! & it had some awesome explosions! For some reason Maggie & I were the only people laughing through most of the movie... I just don't think the rest if the audience got it.... I thought it was funny.... So did my babuh! I ain't gonna go through the plot, but I recommend yous check it out! Even Tom Cruise is funny in it, though I still know he's a couch jumping, non perscription medication taking weirdo that believes in that whole Scientology crap......
After the movies we went to have some "supper" at my parents. We had veggy chile & salad w/ all the the fixin's... It was a nice treat! Then we were off for home. Phinneus slept the whole night through for the first time ever!! from 9pm - 5am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm still in shock over it! We thought something was wrong, but everytime we (Maggie) checked on him, he was ok & asleep! Hopefully he'll adopt this as his new routine, cuz Mommy & Daddy could really get used to sleeping more than 2 or 3 hours at a time!!!!!!!
This upcoming week is gonna be a little bit different. I'm going up to New Hampshire Monday-Tuesday for work. We're trying to train some of the worthless supply house salespeople on our boilers.... You know, try & give 'em a little worth.... Worth to me at least, I'm sick of doing everyones job! Of course I'll be an hour away from Boston & the Yanks will be playing the dreaded Redsox!!! It should make for some intresting conversations with the people up there! When I get back from being enemy lines I will have the remainder of the week off. So with the weekend & next Monday being Labor day it's like a whole week off!!! Trish 'n Randy are coming out to meet the baby (Trish's nephew & Randy's common n' law nephew). I'm sure we'll have a blast. I'm looking forward to the pilgrimage to Lombardi's Pizzeria in the city... & we'll be sampling Taylor Ham, Bagels & all things Jersey... I wonder what kinda trouble we can get into, & if the Evil Eye will come out?? We'll have to wait 'n see!!!
PEACE!
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Oh the Evil Eye is a guarantee with Randy in da house! :)
oh word, when randy inlaw is in town the evil eye gets out. Can't wait for lombarti's. No TH for me anymore. John you're FUNAY!!!!!!! Can't wait to meet the little man. See yous soon:)
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