Fast Food, Fat Body & A Smelly Car!

Check out the advertised picture of the Arby's Beef 'n Cheddar & the real picture of the deflated culinary marterpiece you actually get!! Now I don't know about yous, but this snit made me crack the f*ck up!


Well, today I passed the only Arby's I know of in Jersey. I thought of Kevin Gibson cuz I heard he's like the biggest Arby's advocate on earth. I've never eaten at an Arby's, but I have to respect a fast food chain that deviates from the whole burger thing & takes the bull by the horns by pushing roast beef! As a kid I enjoyed the roast beefs at Roy Rogers, who also made the best fried chicken on the planet. I dug their bbq sauce, very zesty!!!!! Of course I loves me some Wendy's... they rock. & I've been known to circle Taco Bell like a shark in a chum slick... Basically, if it's greasy & frowned upon by the medical community (Dr. Oz & of course Bernard) then it's usually delish. I've been on an eating rampage lately.... Everything I see... I eat.. I haven't been this fat in years... Lets just say this is going to be a farmers tan summer... Hopefully I can turn this thing around! I'm for the most part eating healthy-ish foods, just way too much!

I must share this with yous. See my car, it smells inside. It smells like minty gym shoes! I chew mint gum, & have my gym bag (from sweatin with the oldies) in the car 3 days a week. The 2 odors have melded into one mentholated sweaty aroma! It is almost like the fabric seats have absorbed the odor, and are now releasing it! I don't know how to get rid of this "situation", I don't want to subject the baby to such a fragrance!

Well, maybe next blog I can tell yous that the baby is here!

Pizzeace!