& ogres are like onions... They have layers. Yes, I found wisdom from a green syber generated animation with a scottish accent. I referenced Shrek because I am in the process of finding out how many layers my skin has.... I have been actively peeling for days now, and the end is not on the horizon... Enough on that.
Today was a rather uneventful day in the life of a heating products salesman. I did my usual duties. I wiped arses & tried to sell things in this most dredful economy of ours. I was mildly successful at both. I had to visit a jobsite where a contractor totally screwed up an installation of a boiler & control scenario... As per usual, I had to be politically correct & not totally through the contractor under the bus & vindicate our product... pretty boring stuff.
The high light of the day was doing lunch w/ my babuh. We had chinese mexican. I know, yous are all like "chinese mexican??? wtf is that??"... It was a mexican chain restaurant run by chinese people. We both had the vedgtowbow boweetow w/ chip & sawsa.. It was quite good. We both washed it down w/ a die cokes each.
As usual the day ended with a traffic ridden voyage on route 80. Of course I got honked & gestured at by this a-hole who was behind me. Did I mention we were in heavy traffic? I mean jeez, what was I supposed to do? Drive through or perhaps over the 50,000 cars in front of me? Hey, I'm all for beeping at someone who is screwing up on the road, but this person was being a bit obtuse.... & the body/hand gestures were a bit over the top. This person looked like she was having a seizure or an anusism or something... I mean sh*t, you see there is a major traffic jam, throwing a conniption will only get you mentioned on a blog at best... Oh well, thats just the New Jersey attitude... Well, hopefully tomorrow will have some more events that I can share... Until 2morrow kind people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Okay...whatever you do...ALWAYS watch out for black mini-vans on route 80 with blond-haired, blue-eyed drivers. Ohio's road-rage knows no limits. He's cut ME off on 80?!
wow, I'll be sure to get outta his way!
wait, how do i get the pic of me OFF!! not a fan.
did you do hand gestures back at the chick? i usually just wave and smile when they are having a hissy fit at me in a sitch like that. that really irriates them. gigi thinks everyone will pull a gun on her so i refrain when i am with her though.
oh, and i am sorry to hear of the peeling. that would occupy me for hours though. is that wrong? mesmorizing. althought the self inflicted chemical dermabrasion doesn't sound like fun. do not use the aftershave!!!!!! dont' even shave!!!
and don't make fun of my spelling. there is no spell check on this thing.
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