The Comb Over...... is a blight on our society & must be stopped. Now all of us know, or are related to someone who sports the dreaded Comb Over. My own Dad suffers from this horrible affliction.. In fact people have called his rugged version of the dew "the Ultimate Comb Over"...... An Ultimte Comb Over is when a flap of hair, no less than 3 feet long is stretched over the entire bald zone, which has to be at least 45%-60% of the cranium & hairsprayed into position. Usually the back & opposite side of the flap are grown longer in a futile attempt at blending everything together. Once in place, a UCO needs constant maintenence. I mean if there is a strong breeze or rain, forget it!!!! The yankee stadium ground crew would have a hard time keeping an UCO in position out in the elements... I understand the motivation to comb over. People want to look "good" or what their or societies perception of good is. But what they can't see is how rediculous it looks. They are so fixated with glooing anything over their bald spot they miss what is so obvious to everyone else.... People aren't supposed to look like they have a sparrow'a nest on their heads.... It looks un-natural!!!!!Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Comb Over
The Comb Over...... is a blight on our society & must be stopped. Now all of us know, or are related to someone who sports the dreaded Comb Over. My own Dad suffers from this horrible affliction.. In fact people have called his rugged version of the dew "the Ultimate Comb Over"...... An Ultimte Comb Over is when a flap of hair, no less than 3 feet long is stretched over the entire bald zone, which has to be at least 45%-60% of the cranium & hairsprayed into position. Usually the back & opposite side of the flap are grown longer in a futile attempt at blending everything together. Once in place, a UCO needs constant maintenence. I mean if there is a strong breeze or rain, forget it!!!! The yankee stadium ground crew would have a hard time keeping an UCO in position out in the elements... I understand the motivation to comb over. People want to look "good" or what their or societies perception of good is. But what they can't see is how rediculous it looks. They are so fixated with glooing anything over their bald spot they miss what is so obvious to everyone else.... People aren't supposed to look like they have a sparrow'a nest on their heads.... It looks un-natural!!!!!
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Ohio has always said that once he starts going totally bald he's shaving the whole damn thing.
I've seen H.S. pics of Ohio with a shaved head...not good...Nazi-esque.
The Comb Over or the Skin Head...BAH! I told him we can always try that spray on hair stuff, I'm sure that'll look much more natural :\
for an awesome halloween costume I might one day sport a self induced comb over in an attempt to get some laughs....
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